SOME DEFINITIONS MADE EASY FOR ALL: *********************†**********************
SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death.

* FRENCH SOCIETY: * You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third.

GERMAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you modify them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and treat themselves.

CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others. You go to a church or a mosque prayed to your God to give you others. You make 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking in the name of fasting so that the cows fall from the sky. You recite “I salute you mary” a million times without success. You look for passages that speak of cows in the Bible or the Quran and you read during the long night with a pastor or iman hoping to see the cow appear. At the end you become a prophet of the good news of the cows that will come soon. You die a miserable man in extreme poverty

HAITIAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, your poor neighbor poisons them so that you are in the same despair. He will drink to his delight and rejoice at your loss. You croup all together. And you play every day in the lottery hoping to get out of this misery.

These are the systems in which we live … “